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THERES THIS CUTE MF IN MY CLASS AND SHE KEEPS TRYING TO TALK TO ME AND MY AWKWARD ASS JUST STARES AT HER SHAHSJSBSZN HELP ME

I had a dream where I had a dick and I was hard wtf

Y’all I was at a mini market with my dad and he fr started flirting with the cashier I-

wait a fucking second. 

BITCHES STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOURE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS HES SO PRECIOUS?????? https://twitter.com/bts_twt/status/1167830532652056577?s=21

How's life going?

Struggles of liking kpop: 
          “tHeY lOoK LiKe GiRlS”
          “WHy dO yOu LisTeN tO iT iF yOu dOnT uNdeRsTaNd wHaT tHeyRe sAyiNg”
          “oH sO ThEyRe CHiNeSe?”
          “oMg ThEy WeAr mAkeUp?”
          “tHeYre GaYyyYyYyYyy”
          “Piercings are GaY”
          “ThEiR LiPs ArE tOo BiG”
          “If YoU LiKe tHeM yOu mUsT bE gAy ToO”

So Adam and Eve were the first people on the planet, they made babies, and their babies made more babies and those babies made even MORE babies..this means we’re all related
          
          
          
          
          S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

Okay let’s say you have a crush, you’ve had a crush on them for months, even years and you two have a BOMB friendship. you decide that you’ll tell them. You meet up with them and you confess to them, telling them you’ve liked them for a while now, they politely reject you and tell you that they like someone else or they don’t have a crush. You get mad and tell them that you don’t wanna be friends with them anymore and never talk to them again.
          
          GUYS WHY TF DO SOME OF YALL DO THIS? Like sis you two might have the best fucking brotherhood in the future, why you gotta hate them cuz they don’t like you back? This *clap* needs *clap* to *clap* stop