Miss Eliza Hamilton

Time for my yearly update ig
          So I’m 19 now, I’ve graduated high school, made it through my first year of college (barely) spent a year and four months in an emotionally draining relationship, ended that shit in April of this year, and now I’m in a kinda weird situationship sorta thing with my best friend, my grandma has cancer, both my grandpas have dementia, yea. My life is pretty great. 

Yall, there is absolutely nothing funnier than listening to Maple Leaf Rag while reading hardcore smut, it’s such a difference in energies that they clash so hard they go together 

Pro artist tip: unless ur going to paint along, do not watch painting tutorials on YouTube because you will fall asleep
          I speak from personal experience. 

AAAAAH IM 18 NOW!!!
          IM AN ADULT! 
          I CAN DO ADULT THINGS, LIKE DRIVE A CAR BETWEEN 11 PM AND 5 AM
          AND NOT HAVE TO STAND AWKWARDLY AT MY REGISTER WHEN IM AT WORK CAUSE IM TOO YOUNG TO SELL ALCOHOL CAUSE GUESS WHAT
          IM NOT TOO YOUNG ANYMORE 
          WOOOO ITS BEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

I saw a post the other day calling the charging port on their phone the “Phone’s Pussy” and I have not been the same since

So uh
          I may or may not have written three whole pages of two fictional characters who hate each other angrily making out in an alleyway 

Unpopular opinion list!
          1. Schools should stop banning Wattpad on their wifi
          2. Anti-maskers SUCK! Especially ones who decide to protest outside of a school who just held a funeral for a teacher who died from Covid 
          3. ADHD is becoming a trend. Stop it. It’s not cute or funny. It’s a debilitating neurological disorder, not a quirky personality trait.
          4. Country music is overrated. 
          5. The show CHiPs (it’s a show about cops from the late 70’s) is extremely underrated and needs to be put on Netflix for all the world to see because it is so good, and it has an episode that starts with a guy getting absolutely dragged in court because he was flat out lying about speeding through a parking garage
          6. Dasani sucks. 

I have Covid 

Hehehehe I started talking to a new human!!!! 
          Apparently he’s had his eye on me for a while 
          Like literally, cause every time I walk into 8th period he stares at me lmaooo
          And he’s like kinda cute too

UpdTe on my life: bf and I decided we’d be better off as friends. We’re both too stressed to be in a relationship with one another.