Miss Eliza Hamilton

Bruh my kitten keeps on JUMPSCARING ME like BRO you are NOT Foxy from FNAF, STOP LEAPING AT ME LIKE YOU ARE

Chat I’m back on the fic grind but also can’t stop doomscrolling so expect to see a lot of brainrot sprinkled in here and there

Tummy ache core(I am in constipation hell I am literally BEGGING for an IBS flare up so I can clear my god damn guts out it’s so bad)

Life update
          I turned 21 this year, my cat(the one in the banner) also fucking died this year so that's fantastic, I'm doing far better mentally than I have during my entire existence on this hellscape of a website, and I'm about to earn my degree in business administration next semester.

Time for my yearly update ig
          So I’m 19 now, I’ve graduated high school, made it through my first year of college (barely) spent a year and four months in an emotionally draining relationship, ended that shit in April of this year, and now I’m in a kinda weird situationship sorta thing with my best friend, my grandma has cancer, both my grandpas have dementia, yea. My life is pretty great. 

Yall, there is absolutely nothing funnier than listening to Maple Leaf Rag while reading hardcore smut, it’s such a difference in energies that they clash so hard they go together 

Pro artist tip: unless ur going to paint along, do not watch painting tutorials on YouTube because you will fall asleep
          I speak from personal experience. 

AAAAAH IM 18 NOW!!!
          IM AN ADULT! 
          I CAN DO ADULT THINGS, LIKE DRIVE A CAR BETWEEN 11 PM AND 5 AM
          AND NOT HAVE TO STAND AWKWARDLY AT MY REGISTER WHEN IM AT WORK CAUSE IM TOO YOUNG TO SELL ALCOHOL CAUSE GUESS WHAT
          IM NOT TOO YOUNG ANYMORE 
          WOOOO ITS BEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

I saw a post the other day calling the charging port on their phone the “Phone’s Pussy” and I have not been the same since

So uh
          I may or may not have written three whole pages of two fictional characters who hate each other angrily making out in an alleyway