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Bish if I get 570 DONT unfollow me T—T

Noiceee username bro ;) 

*Sighs softly*

How can someone be this handsome with infinite age? 

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
          Student: I is the...
          Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after an "I". Always put "am" after an "I".
          Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Maths Teacher: What is a line?
          Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a
          walk.

          Teacher: Then what are
parallel lines?
          Pappu: A dot going for a
walk with his
Girlfriend!

Wife: had ur lunch.?
          Husband: had ur lunch.?
          Wife: I'm asking you
          Husband: I'm asking you

          Wife: u copying me.?

          Husband: u copying me?
          Wife: lets go shopping
          Husband: Yes I had my lunch

Gucci is the best. Just like Gucci king ~~

U alive?

Every boy says the common thing to their girlfriend
          
          "I will bring moon for you"
          
          Moon be like:- Am I your father's property?