𝐀𝐔𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐘!!

I remeber when i used to post conversations like "wow guys 11 followers! thats basically 11k!" And look i have 134 people in my british army now. thats 10x more than 11 heh. thank you all!! 
          
          (chapter finally in production.)

AORRY FOR BEING SO INACTIVE MY PARENTS ARE PISSED AT MY GRADES AND I BARELT HAVE TIME TO WRITE

I haven’t log into wattpad in a long time so I just want to say hi.

dude why are kids so mean wdym a 10 yr on discord told me to stfu and get a d1ck up my @ss because i called one of their friends out in a sever  IM SOBBING

Aggressively combusts and explodes

If your partner wont shut up on bullying you just go on a03 and find the most FOUL SMUT EVER and send the link to them and say "if you dont shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW then you're gonna be *insert bottom*"
          
          unless they into that then you kinda cooked ngl

i feel SO bad for whoever has to translate my fics son i cant imagine how my spelling errors fucked it up LMFAO

Hi my british army!! im back in business after FOUR MONTHS. apologies. If yoy want better updates you can join my discord server! you can even dm me, im friendly!! 
          
          discord server: https://discord.gg/WBknPUXPE
          
          

how would you guys feel if i opened oneshots to keeo feeding you while i drag thru azuretime 

DUD WATTPAD LIKE BAN ME AGAIN GRR