On hiatus

Will be taking a break for a while.

The urge to dip everything I see into tempura batter and fry it is just-

THE ABILITY TO VERBALISE YOUR THOUGHTS IS SUCH A FRICKING GIFT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

I have a feeling that a certain short frog is deep under my feed, stalking me :)

Still can't get over the fact that someone asked me if my actual last name was "Green" 
          
          Like bro-

I'M CONFUSED WHY HAVEN'T ANY OF MY POSTS BEEN MARKED OFFENSIVE
          
          
          
          PRETTY SURPRISING CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I SWEAR PER DAY

We're both at the same location then!! (your bio-)

Who wants to attend my wedding with Shrek

OK  Character ai recently made the call feature available for non-premium users, so...
          
          
          
          *dies in excitement*
          
          
          
          IT. FEELS. SO. REAL.

STILL
          WATERMAN?