@Galactic_bird
Someday, when I have the time, skill and motivation, I’ll write a Third Reich redemption story except his victims don’t forgive him and are just like “Cool, have a good life, the day we meet again will be far too soon and also hopefully in hell”
It’d have to be like at least 50k words or something and I’ll have to make a couple OCs who don’t have History(tm) with him but god damn am I gonna do it one day
I’m losing my fucking mind yall there’s an illustration I swear I put in my artbook here but I can’t fucking find it???????????????
Where the fuck did it go???????
I posted it in Tumblr and Reddit did I blend those memories together and mandela effect myself???? What?????
Did I fucking gaslight myself or some shit?????
The thing they don’t tell you about Canada, is that summer is 10000x worse than winter (at least in the Southeast) because the goddam mosquitoes are absolutely vicious
God put all the fucked up animals in Australia, except for 82 species of mosquitoes that he put in Canada because I guess he needed to nerf us more
@Galactic_bird Yeesh…I recommend using toothpaste to help relieve some itching (But genuinely that sounds painful hoping you feel better)
@Digital_Idiot I got bit so much on my legs it physically hurts to walk or stand :’). Biggest swelling is a bit smaller than a tennis ball
Did god really said “fuck your country in particular” with those 82 mosquitoes species? :crying emoji:
“I’m gonna draw France, in the style of a classical portrait” she said, with far too much confidence
And then art block hits you with a nuke </3
So an important part of my ch lore is that East Germany (now Weimar triangle) started out as a human german jew named Jakob Weiss, whose family fled to France before ww2 officially started. His parents were killed in 1942 during a purge of French jews in 1942 and a bullet grazed his eye, blinding it. France (at the time German Occupied France) happened to be around and finally snapped, yoinked the kid, and fucked off to the forest to be a Maquisard
At least he gets to keep his base appearance and depression (though it’s from a whole new source). He’s the ECSC (later EU) if that wasn’t clear enough.
Also this is too mean, even for me. It mainly stays as a vague idea in my head
@Digital_Idiot yeah, there’s a bit more to it (there’s a whole web of found family lol) but yeah. I like my characters Going Through It.
To expand in the Came Back Right thing;
All his prison tattoos, gone. All his scars, gone. The various enhancements he developed to survive over the years (claws, sharp teeth, heightened senses and healing), gone. Disabilities both mental and physical, gone. He has all the memories and knows the associated emotions, but he doesn’t feel them anymore. Not sure if he still loves Britain, Jakob, etc. He doesn’t have all his survival instincts and strength anymore. He’s no longer an anti-authoritarian revolutionary/ contrarian. Every cornerstone of his identity is just. Gone.
There’s fucking sniw again(not a lot but still snow)
It’s April
Why??????
In southern Quebec btw
Just finished a knitted scarf with just the tiniest length of yarn left. I am god.
Countryhumans slasher au, but it’s just FrUK as the only survivors of a slasher story and they keep getting harassed by that same slasher. It very quickly goes from psychological thriller to a dark romcom with a looney-tunesy twist. By the time they’re going to college, the whole town is like yeah, this is John Slasher, he tries to kill these two specific teenagers every week and they keep beating his ass because they’ve fought him so often the only thing making them not slasher villains is their sense of morality.
@Digital_Idiot no matter what universe it is, FrUK will always be scarily competent and just the right mix of lucky and unlucky to go through so much bullshit and survive
Peak story plot and common W FrUk
France introduces Britain to America as his s/o and America thinks they’re mostly normal if a little eccentric (read: neurodivergent) until they throw a rusty metal sheet at John Slasher’s face like a throwing knife and yell at him to fuck off. Being a slasher, he walks it off, which leaves America even more baffled and scared
The curse of having a bunch if Ideas™️ but not enough to form a coherent fic. Sigh
Why did I put US states in my Christmas Carol thing idk shit about them
Not even the popular ones too, can’t even go off their depiction in fandom