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me: I'm a serious person
          also me: *listens to meme songs while drawing nsfw with egg*
          me: I'm-

you: bottom Yessie
          me, an intellectual: bottom Hocus

formula for scienc x edgy cat fanfics
          
          1). Make Cunt fact interested in scienc's science
          
          2). scienc is annoyed 
          
          3). edgelord likes to annoy scienc
          
          4). experiments
          
          5). Yeah pretty much

Formula for yesman x hocus fan fiction
          
          1). MAKE HOCUS ACT LIKE A BIPOLAR BITCH but also really smart and FATHERLY
          
          2). Make YesMAN REALLY SYMPATHETIC
          
          3). recover memories of them together before Mary dieDEd
          
          4). MAKE IT SET IN GUILTY ROGUE AND AFTER THE ELECTROCUTION SO HOCUS FEELS BAD FOR ACTING LIKE A BITCH
          
          5). Suddenly best friends
          
          6). hocus hates INDEV 
          
          7). yesman wears scarf and secretly dates Hocus
          
          8). what the fuck actually is this

"Hello am Hocus, I ship myself with Yesman" 
          "I'm a bird and I protect my precious egg"
          "My egg turned into an omelet, I kind of failed and I'm crying"
          "Duckling called me a Hoot"
          "I glared at him"
          "Only Egg can call me Hootsie, bITCH"

*screams in yesmanxhocus*

????? I jsut want to post separately wth

.. anyway idk wtf i did but hopefully i'll post at least a chapter of a fanfic i did w/ hocus nd yessie aaaaa a a aa a

Yo its ya girl Rachel here and guess whos gon do some rlly gay fanfics B^) (with hocus n yesman but we dont say that yet) and i might even post some!!! Wo w