Sarah

Hey Sarah!
          
           I was wondering: am I right in thinking that you enjoy reading fantasy books? If you do, I'm currently working on a book titled "The White Knight", and I think you should take a look! It's about a princess who finds herself entangled in a web of romance, treachery, and adventure :D. Don't forget to vote and comment if you enjoy reading, too.
          
          Here's the link if you're interested:
          
          http://www.wattpad.com/story/19355716-the-white-knight
          
          Thank you SO much for your time and effort! I honestly appreciate it more than you could ever know.  I apologize if this message spams your message board or causes any inconvenience.
          
          Best regards! -Anyi

Thank you, Sarah!!! 

Thank you so much for commenting and liking my chapter! I re-wrote the whole chapter so it's much different and improved and LESS confusing! So please read that one and your questions will hopefully be answered :)

I don't remember what "fresh winter clothes" was, but don't you think it'll sound a little stupid calling him and saying, "Hi, I'm calling you to tell you that two years ago when Galaxy was a real retard she uttered the words 'Rolling in the snow with my fresh winter clothes'. It was meant to be with you. Thanks, bye!" 

You're not funny, fatty. Take it off right now, else I'm calling Mr. Single and telling him EVERYTHING you've ever said, including "rolling in the snow, in my fresh winter clothes". 

I see someone's entranced by Mr Single. Why don't you read my profile XD. "I like pretending to obsess over Mr Single (Don't worry, I don't like him. But I know somebody else who does ;) )" 

Mr. Single, floating around in the ocean, cleaning the two magical whale's fins...Dooodooodooo. 

Not to bug you, but... Update! Soon. If you don't, I'll tell Gimli.

No, they don't read yours because they're all too stupid to understand it! They're all like "What? What does this mean? My stupidity renders me unable to read this. Back to the Vampire Romance Novels!" 
          
          Trust me though, yours are a work of Gandalf-worthy art!

Are you kidding? At least people read yours! Nobody reads mine, or at least they take a look, and say: "This is cheesy" or "This is stupid". Believe me, Leeks, yours are a work of amazing art.