I have a joke for your joke book if you don't mind... Boyfriend: I wish I was Nemo. Girlfriend: Why is that? Boyfriend: So I can touch your butt. (; Girlfriend: You can whenever you want babe. Boyfriend: IM JOKING! NOBODY WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR SORRY A**! I'm breaking up with you to go out with your sister, she is WAY hotter. Now Ex-Girlfriend: ....