Galiyoboy

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo Mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
          Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

The performed surgery on a grape but it died
          Next, they're going to try raisin it from the dead

I can no longer justify the cookies price from local bakery
          Because he keeps raisin it up