There once was a small little boy ,WHO WAS CRUSHED BY AN ANVIL , SLOWELY BUT SURELY HIS GUTS AND BLOOD SPREAD  ALL OVER THE FLOOR GIVING IT A FRESH COAT OF THICKY GOOEY BLOOD AND AS THIS HAPPENED YOU COULD HEAR THE BONES GET CRUSHED WITH A SATISFYING CRUNCH ! CHRUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCHHH , THE EYEBALLS WERE SQUISHED WITH THE NOISE OF A WATER SPREAD AS A GOO CAME OUT OF THE EYES MAYING THE FLOOR SLIPPERY BUT LASTLY YOU COULD HEAR THE WORLDS MOST SATISFYING CRUNCH AND SPLASH EVER HEARD AS THE CHILDS HEART WAS GUSHED AND BLOOD SPLATTERED INTO ANOTHER SMALL BOYS MOUTH KILLING HIM THE EXACT SAME WAY!!! His mother in despair