Hi, motherfuckers. I'm Gamzee-motherfucking-Makara. Here is a little bit about me...
I'm a motherfucking troll
I say motherfucking, motherfucker, motherfuck, a lot. So motherfucking deal with it.
My best friends are motherfucking Karkat and Sollux.
And I motherfucking LOOVEEE Faygo.
That's motherfucking it.
Good-motherfucking-bye.
HoNk hOnK :o)

~Admin~
Hai! I'm Link The Stalker and I LOOOOVE~ Homestuck, Creepypasta, video games and anime!!! Me and Gamzee are fwiends *le chibi face* AND YEAH! BUH-BAII~!