GandalfTheGayest

Just realised I haven't posted anything on here for weeks so as a heads up, I'm unfortunately still alive just so you all know

Randomly remembered one time when a friend told me I gave the same vibe as if a divorced, depressed 40 year old father of three that he doesn't get too see anymore, a raw turkey leg, and a carpet loli had a love child
            
            Best compliment I've ever received

I don't remember following half the people I'm currently following, like when tf did I following this person?( o´ｪ｀o)

Hihi bestie I wanted to say thank you sm for finding my comments on Unveiled Sessions funny, I’m saying it here because for some reason I can’t comment on the story anymore skull emoji - anyway I really appreciate it!!!! <3

I haven't posted a joke in a while so here's one
          
          What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out a tree?
               ...
            A pool table(○^○)

CONAN GRAY IS SO AWESOME BRO

Should I make it a thing where I just post jokes on here? Like do the people that read them actually find them funny or enjoy them that's my question also if you have any jokes for me please tell me I'd love to hear em and the unfunnier they are (or what you believe them to be) probably the harder I'm gonna laugh at em
            Anyways good day or night to you(^-^)/

Since I'm so ungodly unfunny I haveth another jest for thou
             
             How do you get a pikachu on a bus...?
                  .....
             You poke em on? ( ≧∀≦)ノ
          
          Was it funny? You get it?
          I'm sorry have a nice rest of your day(ToT)

Good morning you ✨️fruity️‍✨️ little pebbles (my apologies if you're not but you most likely are if you're following me)
           I haveth a jest for thou greatest people
            
            I invented a new word wanna hear it
          
          (Let's just pretend you said even tho you probably didn't)
           
                 The new word i invented is plagiarism
          
          Lol get it?

Gandalf. The. Gayest. I’m freakin dyin over here bro