Ima give ya the real story, people like to tell bull crap about my happy ever after...well lemme tell ya, none it's true!
This is the true fairytale..
.... Hi my names shrek, i live in a swamp - my swamp.
And i got a fairytale for ya, here we go.....
As i stood from my chair, rumbling from outside, i run outside to the ridiculous amount of sound, i get in my cat attack position "What ya doin at my swump!?" I hiss at typically nothing, i scratch my bald forehead
--Skip--
I reach the kingdom to save the dumb princess and i see this guy with a sexy chin and smouldering hot face. I look at the princess "GET!" I kachow her to what seems to be the moon but that's anonymous and i could care less, i marry the sexy man and i give birth to 50 children
#ShipShaurquardOrDie