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Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available
          - TP -

I’ve got a new novelette out. 
          This one is a Christmas Present for my followers and is not intended to be taken too seriously. 
          Enjoy and Merry Christmas 
          - GN -
          Btw, I’m having trouble uploading the cover picture!

Why are the people all so unhappy?" he asked Mister Wolf. "They have a stern and demanding God," Wolf replied. "Which God is that?" Garion asked. "Money," Wolf said.
          - DE -

There are few expressions more oxymoronic than ‘the science is beyond question’. All science must be open to question. If it’s beyond question, it’s not science. It’s a cult!
          – GN –

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.
          - TP -

‘‘They’re not doing what we tell them to do. It’s almost as though these people believe they can think for themselves.’
          - CCJ -

There are no endings, only new beginnings 
          - MO -

Ely (n.): The first, tiniest inkling that something, somewhere, has gone terribly wrong.
          - DA -

Something in her expression made Covenant feel that he came from a very poor world, where no one knew or cared about the healing of stoneware pots.
          - SD -

Is it my birthday again? Already? Where does the time go?"
          "Behind us --or in front. It depends on which way you are looking.
          - DE -