I eat chalk.

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Hiya. I'm Schizm, but my mates call me Iz. 

Here's some stuff about me..

•I havr Schizophrenia. It's how I came up with my user.
•I'm male.
•Am gay. Very, very gay. Like, I radiate gay.
•I'm 16, and a sophmore in highschool.
•My birthday is on Halloween.
•I'm constantly listening to music.


Here are some things I like (aside from penises)

▪Harry Potter (Drarry)
▪Merlin (Merthur)
▪Naruto
▪Svtfoe
▪Gravity Falls
▪John Mulaney (He's a great comedian)
▪Brian Regan
▪ZOMBIES (Yes, it's a disney musical, but A) it has a really good plot and it reflects society and B) one of the protagonists is sexy.)
▪Percy Jackson (>;])


I have a little ball of one-shots posted. Dunno what it is about, though. I'll post something, sometime. 


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Is sheet music just a sound recipe?
Is human skin just a fursuit for our skeletons?
Is a cough just a crunchy breath?
Is a yawn just a boneless cough?
Are bathtubs just reverse boats?
Is anything real?