@GayArsonMuffin
Me, a theatre kid with an affinity for writing, first aid, and archery taking a “Who’s your godly parent” quiz: Gee, I sure wonder who I’ll get.
The results every single time: Apollo’s your dad girl.
Me: Wow! Apollo! What a shocker! Who could’ve guessed?
(In other news I’m here for my annual three day return to Wattpad before inevitability deleting the app once again)
hey its been way more moths. I can successfully say I'm a lot happier than I was in the prime of this account because I looked back at a lot of my old announcements today and jesus christ was I going through it. Anways I g0t cast as watson in the school play sherlock holmes
Hi. Hello there. So. I’ve kinda ghosted Wattpad for a while haven’t I? Hi to everyone who reads this sorry for being gone! If anyone here wants to talk to me again I’m way more active on my Discord (ArsonMarshmallow#2347) and my tiktok where I cosplay a lot! (ineedhappyjuice) If anyone wants to talk that would be lovely! Anyways back to what I originally re-downloaded Wattpad to say, Today I did possibly one of my most ace things I’ve ever done, I’ve looked up how to get rid of gag reflex so I could brush my teeth better. Lol please say hi if you wanna talk again I’ve missed y’all!
I swear to god one or two years ago when I wrote that Alice in Wonderland AU Oneshot I was so f*cking proud of it and I went back to read it again thinking “I remember really liking this one and thinking it was cool!” And then I read it and-
I swear who let me have a space to write- honestly all the writing in that Oneshot book is s h i t
Like it’s legitimately so bad (excluding the one I did for English class I actually kinda like that one)
Anyways byeeeee
Might I just say that I love your username
So, funny story, I went onto ao3 looking for hurt/comfort and found family fics cause I’m sad and gay amd you know what it f*cking gave me?
Dozens of smut stories.
Out of the hundreds I’ve scrolled past ive read like ten cause its all fuckinzh smut like why, please I just want to be gay and sad in peace
@sadgaysocks oh yeah definitely, I’ll be like “Oh found family trope how fun! I like that!” And then it’ll be like “want some dad x child smut” like- why? Very useful
@GayArsonMuffin oh, no problem! awfully enough, I’ve looked around for ficus and found awful stuff, a kid x their relative and it’s just- icky icky ooo aaa no thanks yuck so the exclude feature of ao3 is really appreciated
@sadgaysocks I will use that for when I just want wholesome fics though so thanks : )
Oh my god this account has been dead for so long I am s o r r y
If anyone wants an account where I’m way more active my discord is Zeus Hate Account#2347 and you can message me privately or below this for my TikTok!
(That’s not saying I’m leaving I still really enjoy writing stories and such I’m just never on here anymore lol)
Have a wonderful day!
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I bring to you an incorrect quote based off a show my sister likes
Jake: You told me to see someone to help with my parents leaving me!
SQUIP or something: I meant a therapist not an arsonist
Rich standing in the corner: …..
HAIIIII, Im Inyourmindandspace. I havent closed my account just lost it. Im very busy with the IB, sorry I haven't been around much
