I 💜 Fu Hua

I'm supposed to go to a party in 11 hours but I lowkey don't wanna go anymore I feel sick and I only know like 3 of the people going (the bday girl, my bff and his bf)

"tgcf or mzds?" svsss 

"Why do you still use gender specific terms like wife to refer to yourself if you're agender?" Because it's FUNNY

If I ever go to the doctor for stomach pain and they ask me "are you sure you're not just pregnant?" I am going to crash the fuck out bc unless it's the second coming of jesus christ I can GUARANTEE you that I am not pregnant 

I don't play genshin anymore but when I did play I never even finished the Mondstadt archon quest. I made my friend be my bodyguard and take me to Sumeru so that I could pick flowers without dying bc literally the ONLY reason I played genshin in the first place was so that I could pick flowers 

Was having a good day before I remembered that all Luo Binghe wanted was for his shizun to love him and be nice to him and that was all he needed to be happy

Bingqiu antis hate it when I pull up with the "dying together also included a together. It didn't seem that bad." In response to their "Shen Qingqiu never SAID that he loves Luo Binghe" argument 

I genuinely don't understand why people like alcohol it smells and tastes disgusting

Ngl Kevin is actually genuinely one of the prettiest men in hi3 like I'm a girl kisser but Kevin... ❤️❤️❤️

Blue Lock is so funny to me bc Isagi came from a loving family and has no sad backstory he literally has no reason to be acting the way he does on the field