Balarg0
Hii, just wanted to let you know I love your stories!!! They’re fuckin Rad dude!
Gay_ass_lampshade
@UhmWritez Hey, thanks!! I haven't been on in... a minute, but I'm glad you like them!
Gay_ass_lampshade
Cockroach_Ov3rlord
Hi.
Gay_ass_lampshade
@Cockroach_Ov3rlord You're so real for that.. I'm doing good, though!!! Way better today than I have been.
Gay_ass_lampshade
I am officially announcing my reappearance!! It's been a while, honestly, but my life's starting to slowly look up, and I might be getting better. I might have to go off every now and then, but I'm back and am slowly getting into writing more.
MiaSouthan
I love your username
Gay_ass_lampshade
Sorry guys, I'm gonna be offline for a while as I try to navigate being a teenager and depression and stuff. Love yout guys, so much. Don't forget someone out there loves you. <3
Gay_ass_lampshade
A combination of both writer's block and trying to get my life together is stopping me from being able to write stories for now, so both of my stories are on hold until I get better. Sorry for the inconvenience if you were looking forward to stories anytime soon. :(
Gay_ass_lampshade
Here's a creepy fact: did you know the Minions in "Despicable Me" were based on a Nazi experiment? In concentration camps, they would put very heavy metal buckets over the children's heads, which would stunt their growth and cause them to have developmental disorders, hence the garbled speech. These children (mostly Jews, mind you), would come from all over. Germany, Austria-Hungary, Poland, Russia, etc. (Mostly places in Europe and the UK.) Their place of birth is relevant because the language coined as the adorable "Minionese" is a fusion of English, Spanish, Korean, French, Filipino, and Hindi.
Gay_ass_lampshade
Kind of a vent/also poem words that I think are cool?: I've seen him so many times. Not yet, not yet. I go back every day, hoping to hear "welcome, you have lost the bet". Every time, it's always "not yet". When will it be time? Does he hear my rhyme? I plead with my heart and with my soul, this can't just be the start. I've suffered too much to go on, and I can't bear the evil one's clutch.
Gay_ass_lampshade
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Kinda going through some shit, and I thought this was good.
Gay_ass_lampshade
Skabiddle skaboodle, your dick is now a noodle.
Gay_ass_lampshade
@l0s3r-k1llj0y YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK, SO LONG AS I LIVE!!! *Jumps out the window and breaks foot*
Gay_ass_lampshade
I often wonder if Bandit Way has a secret Wattpad account that no one but the band and the band's kids know about and she stalks all the fans' pages, reading their stories, posts, and comments and showing them to the band. I often have dreams of the band finding them and reading them out loud at concerts.