Hello. I'm your favorite Gaydar. Technically I'm a machine. But I'm a cool machine 😎 

I can sense gayness, I can feel it because my sensors get tingly. Spidey-senses type stuff.

I am very overworked with the amount of gayness in the books I read, so apologize if some of my clients' Gaydar's suck...

I'm also a Hitman. Spesifically for homophobes, I'll get u 🔫🔪

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PUT THIΔ ΩΠ ΨΩUR PRΩFILΣ IΓ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DEMIGOD
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This is Bob the Titan.(And Cat Bob on his shoulder) Bob says hello. Copy and paste him everywhere you can. Soon he will take over the world.

🌈 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕚𝕠 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝕝𝕘𝕓𝕥q+ 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖 𝕫𝕠𝕟𝕖
#Walkerprotectionsquad #Leahprotectionsquad

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BEST SHIPS: (books)
☀️💀Solangelo💀☀️
🌊🦉Percabeth🦉🌊
🔥🌬️ Valgrace 🌬️🔥
🍏⚡Drarry⚡🍏

BEST SHIPS: (Whatpad)
📖🏍️Rava+Gio🏍️📖
^Ride or Die - [BoyxBoy]
🐶🥕Evan+Kei🥕🐶
^head over heels
🏐🎨Hugo+Alex🎨🏐
^(can we be friends?)

BEST WHATPAD BOOKS:
(No specific order 😝)
➡️Ride or Die - [BoyxBoy]
@d1rtydisco
➡️head over heels
@bubbbers
➡️(can we be friends?)
@bubbbers

FANDOMS:
⚡Harry Potter⚡
🔱RIORDIANVERSE🔱(like actually I'm obsessed with PJO how tf)

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🦉 Daughter of Athena🦉
🦡 💛 Hufflepuff 💛 🦡

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My other account is @The_Best_Gaydar because i might accedently change my name/pfp. Please tag my other account when characters' Gaydar's suck, so I can try to help them.

Also tag my other account if you find a homophobe. I will make a list, so we can all block them, to keep hate out of our lives.

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THE WATTPAD TASK FORCE:
@bothhandsonthephone
@Smut_police_station
@fourthwallbuilder
@The_Best_Gaydar (me😈)
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  • JoinedNovember 19, 2025



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