Josh: Salutations!
Me: Wha-?
It means hello.
H-
Salutations! We are Twenty O-
*tapes Jish so he can't talk* This is MY profile, bruh. But thanks for opening for me.

Welcome to my profile lol
My name is JOHN CENAAA- 
No. 
No?
It's Blurryface. But close enough.
*facepalm* I never get it right *sobs* *bangs head on the nearest object, which happens to be Jish*
Mmmrrrgfffhhh!!!1!1!1!11!

Anyhoe, I am a potato (not a bean, nope knoep noughp), and I waste my life on YouTube
I'd say hmu there, but I don't have a channel (yet) *cri*

Speaking of YouTube, I rlly like to binge-watch ohmyjoshsodunwithyou's crackvideos (other ones too, but those are my main drug)
theyre hilariouso
if you watch them then we can chat yes?
also slushieguys in YouTube find them and lets go!
...still waiting for Day 2 tho

Feed me Im hungry
pizza
french fries
slushies...no splashies
chocos
ice cream
...as you can see, Im a healthy hoe lmao
OREOS WORK TOO

Tyler: You can.. put..salt..on Oreos..
*Jish dips salted Oreos in milk and eats them*
Tyler: *applauds* *thinking* Okay now let's make a song called Salted Oreo Saga
soz lmao

I like bananas...I KNOW IM A DISOBEDIENT KIDDO BUT I REALLY LIKE BANANAS IM SORRY JENNA

YOU CAN CLOSE THIS TAB AND IGNORE ME FOREVER NOW IF YOUD LIKE 

IF YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN ENJOY MY TRASH AND MY TRASHY COMPANY AND MY TRASHY PROFILE LMAO

SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE
*silence except for Jish eating the oreos* *the munching is very loud
*it gives Tyler a migraine
...ok okay i know yall hate me for doing that
bYE~
P.S. Please pm me I'm a lonely potato and I have no life and I'm actually v insecure so pls dont get mad when I say sorry and then apologise for saying sorry