I'M BACK B!TCHES. Well, sorta. Okay, not really. I'm not Rebekah, I'm her friend. But I'm continuing all her stories, so you can have more unnecessary trash being thrown forcefully at your face and down your throat until you choke and die. You better run now because pretty soon I'm gonna be launching this sh!t full force at every single one of you poor children who can't get away fast enough. Chao!