Well, I hate writing bios, so.......
Here are random facts about moi:

• I like food
• I like cats
• Sleeping is my favourite hobby.

People say that sleeping isn't a hobby, but I'll prove them wrong!
If you enjoy it, do it in your spare time and do it regularly, it's a hobby.
SLEEPING IS A HOBBY PEOPLE

I really like Les Misérables... Just to stare at Aaron Tveit's face.
Oh yeah, Disney is life.

Pizza is the best food in the world. This is not negotiable.

Um.....
I don't know what else I was going to say....

As you can tell, I have the memory of a goldfish and the time management skills of a carrot.
At least they're healthy. No, not the carrot, I meant the goldfish. 
Wait...

I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

I do regular exercise. That is, if you count waking up, going to the fridge and back again. That is my daily routine. 

If, for whatever reason, you need me, I'll be in the penthouse plotting total world domination while binge watching Supernatural just to stare at Dean and Cas and cry because I will never find a love as strong as theirs.
Just ring the doorbell three times, and I'll be down there in a jiffy to let you in to my secret lair on 123 NoWhere Street, 1738.

I don't know if that's a real address. If it is, then by all means, go ahead and knock on the door.

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

JEFF DESERVED THE WORLD HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET GOOD GRADES, HELP CLAY AND PLAY BASEBALL
;-;

Um... Yeah.
I'm gonna leave you here... Stranded... Alone... and make myself some tacos.

I'll be back.