Pan With A Plan

Lmao greetings from mega hell my gay ass got yeeted

im back from the dead ooOOoooOOOoOh

greetings foolish mortals

Holy shit wattpad I forgot I had this lmao
          Smell ya later guys I've yeeted over to AO3, the dominant fanficking site

*writes an ambiguous song that could just as easily be about my dead grandma as it could my recent break up because no one will ever know which it is*

Boy oh boy the single pringle life has been regifted to me

Imagine walking into a girls freshman PE class to all of them in a circle screaming "SACK OF RICE! SACK OF RICE!"
          I have no experience with it of course.

Tomorrow's a spoopy day, y'all
          Might watch Monster House and Coraline with my lil bros (y'know, kiddo horror movies) cause we have school off
          ✌

Guys I haven't seen the new YJ episode but I woke up thinking about it this morning and Y'ALL I HAVE A THEORY
          Spoiler warning
          
          
          
          SO I woke up thinking about YJ, right?
          ANd then I immediately thought about the one quote from Hamilton-
          "There's only one man who can give us the command, who can 
          Rise up
          Understand, it's the only way to
          Rise up, rise up
          Here he comes"
          Okay so everybody's under GG's control, yeah? So nobody's able to come to the rescue. Nobody CAN come to the rescue.
          Except a certain boyo who has been MIA and now that his friends and family (read: Artemis and Dick) are in serious danger due to not being metas, he's coming back.
          There is only ONE man who can give us the command, who can rise up. Understand this is the ONLY WAY to rise up, rise up
          And guess what, kids?
          Here he comes
          HERE COMES WALLACE WEST

Can we talk about the fact that Jane and the Dragon existed and wasn't a fever dream?!?!?!