Geel

Book chapter delayed because I can't find my fucking drawing pen to make a thing for the top of the chappie >:(

(Walks up to you in a trench coat carrying a blue liquid) hey sexy, drink this

I made my first spell jar last night. Went to sleep, had some odd dream about both a game and dying because I didn't thank some deity for their gift. No idea what it means but what I do know is that I need to find some cool rocks outside just in case

My new friend that I met like yesterday keeps agreeing to do dumb shit with me so anyway the wedding is on June 15th this upcoming year

About to go offf
          
          This God forsaken government got me fuuminggg

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.
          
          I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.

Guess who just realized no one can stop them from making kirby fanfiction as a joke

HEY READ THIS OR ELSE
          THIS PERSON HAS LOST THEIR CAT
          THEY NEED HELP FUNDING K9s TO FIND IT
          yomo.link/cat IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP

A. A guy at my local smash bros tournament (sunset avenue, small shops marketplace, last sunday of every month) kept referring to me using he/him pronouns since I was playing male characters and that made me happy
          
          B. My dads gf decided to be a little bitch again and I cried

Decided to stop being a little baby and rejoin society