Hypnos

I love cat owners bc they'll he like "this is my cat Kraft Macaroni And Cheese If Your Parents Don't Buy It For You Stop Loving Them, but for short we call him Stinky Boy or formally Big Mac. We found him in a dumpster. If he ever had any brain cells, they were long gone by the time we found him. Not a trace left. What breed is he? He's orange. This is our other cat, Luna. She's a majestic queen. She randomly showed up one day and we accepted her as our child." And they'll love each of them equally, but one is completely unhinged and the other is a mastermind. I intend to be one of these people once I move out and my dad's one pet rule has no effect on my life anymore.

P!ATD if they were not like the other girls: I write synnes not tragedeighs 

I was curious as to how this one fic I've been reading on ao3 compares in terms of word count to regular books and bro . This fic is a doctor who and all the young dudes crossover and it's at about 210,000 words at the moment (it's still updating regularly). Apparently the average novel is between 50,000 and 80,000 words. This fic is about 2.5-4 times the length of the average novel. About 30,000 more words than American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Just about 30,000 fewer words than Order of the Phoenix. This realization led me to wonder how the original all the young dudes compared to real books... IT IS 30,000 FEWER PAGES THAN WAR AND PEACE. I READ THAT IN A WEEK, THE SAME WEEK OF BAND CAMP. I FINISHED A FIC 30,000 PAGES LESS THAN WAR AND PEACE IN BETWEEN THE 9 HOUR DAILY TORTURE THAT IS BAND CAMP. HOW? I HAVE NO IDEA

Marauders headcannon: Sirius definitely has kissed Remus in Grimmuald Place just to fuck with the painting of his mother. (send help, I'm falling headfirst back into the Marauders fandom and I don't have the time to be completely consumed by this again, but i can feel it coming) (I'm rereading order of the phoenix and am not prepared for the end)

My friend who's favorite  My favorite 
           hazbin hotel character      character being
           is Vox                                     Alistair
                                Agreeing Stayed Gone
                                    is a great song

My English teacher: we'll be writing three page essays this week. I suggest the first day, plan it, the second through fourth days, you write a page a day, and the fifth day, peer review and make any final adjustments. It must be emailed to me by Friday at midnight.
          Me: *writes nothing the first two days, changes my topic a few times, writes half of the introduction on the third day, writes half a body paragraph the fourth day, writes the rest the final day, had my mom as my "peer review", and the only reason I turned it in a few hours before midnight, not closer to midnight is because I'm tired*

If zeus is the king of the gods and percy jackson is owned by Disney, does that make thalia a Disney princess?

There are multiple kinds of classes. Classes that say they're hard and are hard. Classes that say they're hard and are easy. Classes that say they're easy and are easy. Classes that say they're not too bad, but a few weeks in and all of the students, who are typically straight a students, in the class are failing and crying over the work and the teacher insults you and calls you lazy for not getting 5 pictures with captions containing quotes from 5 different people (none of which cooperates with giving you a quote), 10 calls to businesses to try to sell them advertisement, and an entire yearbook spread done in a week, then, even after working tirelessly at it, the guidance counselor advises you to drop the class because it is tanking your gpa, you finally drop it and in the end you get no recognition for the ads you sold or the 5 spreads you finished when the rest of the class gets recognition in the page of yearbook staff.

It makes me very sad to think that not too long ago, when someone said they liked fantasy, people assumed they liked Tolkien and George R R Martin. Now people assume you mean fairy smut. Just let me live my little hobbit life without all that. Even percy jackson and harry potter are fantasy so yeah, I read a lot of fantasy, but not acotar type. 

I just realized the person I like has liked me for a lot longer than I thought. I know he has liked me for a while, but I just realized he hugged me when I gave him his birthday present over a year ago. He doesn't typically hug people. I've, quite honestly, probably liked him for a while longer than I knew that I liked him as well. I became aware of it a bit before the summer, but the extra attention I payed when choosing his Christmas present as opposed to the rest of our friend group and the excitement when he randomly gave me a matching necklace to the one he had. Wow, I'm so incredibly out of touch with emotions (mine especially).