GeneralJesus

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/1808/text
          	
          	So, the Assault Weapons Ban of 2022 has passed through the House of Representatives. The Democratic Party, plus two Republicans voted for its passing.
          	
          	I shall pray to every god of every religion that it does not pass the Senate. I hope y'all will do the same.

Brisingrkenway

@GeneralJesus I might be late, idk, by I pray to azathoth
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GeneralJesus

This is not politics.
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EXECUTORDR66

@GeneralJesus due to justin trudeau,
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A1iceThorn

Oh mighty and powerful General Jesus, I can to you with a request. May you bestow upon me the gift of holy bleach?

A1iceThorn

@GeneralJesus
            Understood my lord General Jesus
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GeneralJesus

@A1iceThorn Because I say so.
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A1iceThorn

@GeneralJesus 
            Why not my lord General Jesus?
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I_Am_Skyguy

How come you get the high ground and I don’t?

I_Am_Skyguy

Dang. You’re on to me.
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GeneralJesus

@I_Am_Skyguy Just did.
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I_Am_Skyguy

Wait. How did you know?!@GeneralJesus
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vengencethenightwing

General are you alive

HunterGormley6

@GeneralJesus you alive
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vengencethenightwing

Over blink
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GeneralJesus

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CHBooks81

Hello there...

CHBooks81

@mythical-fox If you read in spanish you can check out my profile but I dont think I got enough memes or books for the whole world if we count the ones that aren't published we could take Asia but no more
            And with the other things... Im doing some other things I will reveal later
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GeneralJesus

@CHBooks81 Good morning, Captain.
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