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GenerallyJenny
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Oh yea
I forgot
#HelpJennyGetALife
GenerallyJenny
I feel like me coming back on here at 11 at night is a serious mood
But that's probably just me
*shrug*
GenerallyJenny
I'm still hoping to get people to support my cause:
#HelpJennyGetALife
Please help
GenerallyJenny
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Nice bio
GenerallyJenny
Ok why am I even on here I have nothing to do blarghhh
I need to get a life....
#HelpJennyGetALife
GenerallyJenny
Clearly I have a life when I'm constantly just repeating karkalicious in my head.... ughhhh..... *crying inside*
GenerallyJenny
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Fuck you
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feelin nervous cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (Eridan see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm karkalicious l-l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay ay ay ay)
So delicious (ay ay ay ay)
So delicious (ay ay ay ay)
I'm karkalicious (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
T to the A to the A, S, T, E, Y
Fucking tasty
T to the A to the A, S, T, E, Y
Fucking tasty
T to the A to the A, S, T, E, Y
Fucking tasty
T to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the
D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S to the
D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S to the
D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S to the
D to the E to the -
Now wait just a motherfucking second!
Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spell check I guess because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brace enough to write their own grammatical train-wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE?!
Fuck this shit, I quit!
GenerallyJenny
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Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'm so tasty tasty
I'll be laced with lacey
It'll make you crazy,
T to the A to the S, T, E, Y
Fuckin tasty
T to the A to the S, T, E, Y
Fuckin tasty
D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S
To the D to the E to the, to the, to the -
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin at me want to guess the color of my blood.
I just wanna say it now, I ain't tryin to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know.
And I guess I'm coming off as a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome.
But I'm trying to tell, it's a secret I just don't wanna tell.
Terezi says I smell delicious (so delicious)
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics, all that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
Don't matter if we're just morails, trolls be linin down the veil for the chance to fill a pail
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Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit doc scratch stop fucking with my mic
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the k to the a, r, k the a the t,
And the majority of pairings had better include me.
I'm karkalicious
(So delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feeling nervous cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness *whistle*
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels cuz Imma make him sweat pails
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Fuck you
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious
Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up,
Check it out