Gay Turtle

Oh yea
          
          I forgot
           #HelpJennyGetALife

I feel like me coming back on here at 11 at night is a serious mood 
          
          But that's probably just me
          
          *shrug*

I'm still hoping to get people to support my cause:
           #HelpJennyGetALife
          
          Please help
          

Shmebulock

Nice bio

Ok why am I even on here I have nothing to do blarghhh
          
          I need to get a life....
           #HelpJennyGetALife

Clearly I have a life when I'm constantly just repeating karkalicious in my head.... ughhhh..... *crying inside* 

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          Fuck you
          
          My body stays vicious 
          Zahhak's been feelin nervous cuz I got down to business 
          Nepeta's my witness (meow) 
          I'll even let her first ship sail 
          Just watch that kitten be the first in line for a chance to fill a pail 
          
          So delicious (Eridan see)
          So delicious (you can trust me)
          So delicious (I'll help you be)
          I'm karkalicious l-l-l-like candy, candy
          
          It's so delicious (ay ay ay ay)
          So delicious (ay ay ay ay)
          So delicious (ay ay ay ay)
          I'm karkalicious (she says my blood is like candy, candy) 
          
          T to the A to the A, S, T, E, Y
          Fucking tasty
          T to the A to the A, S, T, E, Y
          Fucking tasty
          T to the A to the A, S, T, E, Y
          Fucking tasty
          T to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the 
          D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S to the
          D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S to the
          D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S to the
          D to the E to the -
          
          Now wait just a motherfucking second!
          
          Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spell check I guess because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? 
          
          What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brace enough to write their own grammatical train-wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith  doing?
          
          HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE?!
          
          Fuck this shit, I quit!

Baby, baby, baby,
          If you really want me,
          Honey get some patience 
          Maybe then you'll get a taste 
          I'm so tasty tasty 
          I'll be laced with lacey
          It'll make you crazy, 
          
          T to the A to the S, T, E, Y 
          Fuckin tasty
          T to the A to the S, T, E, Y
          Fuckin tasty 
          
          D to the E to the L, I, C, I, O, U, S
          To the D to the E to the, to the, to the -
          
          I'll just spell it out for you 
          
          All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin at me want to guess the color of my blood.
          I just wanna say it now, I ain't tryin to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know. 
          And I guess I'm coming off as a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome.
          But I'm trying to tell, it's a secret I just don't wanna tell.
          
          Terezi says I smell delicious (so delicious) 
          No I don't do kismesis 
          And if you read any fanfics, all that shit  is fictitious
          I blow kisses (mwah) 
          Don't matter if we're just morails, trolls be linin down the veil for the chance to fill a pail 

Karkalicious def-
          Karkalicious def-
          Goddammit doc scratch stop fucking with my mic
          
          Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy 
          Nepeta's always squealin cutesy pet names like karkitty
          
          I'm the k to the a, r, k the a the t,
          And the majority of pairings had better include me.
          
          I'm karkalicious
          (So delicious)
          My body stays vicious 
          All the Highbloods feeling nervous cuz I'm doing some fitness
          Zahhak's my witness *whistle*
          Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
          And he'll be needing all the towels cuz Imma make him sweat pails 
          
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          Fuck you
          
          So delicious (super sweet)
          So delicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty) 
          So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
          I'm karkalicious
          Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up,
          Check it out