Good day to you, fellow gents and dames.
I am the Gentl3matt (pronounced gentle-matt, it's a pun on the word gentleman, because I'm British, and I like wearing top hats and drinking copious amounts of tea, I'll stop now). 

I'm a bit of a horror nut, though I also enjoy fantasy and sci-fi, be it in book, film or game form. 

I enjoy reading, writing, art, music, filmmaking, acting, gaming, parkour, memes, and being annoyingly British and gentlemanly. Because I am annoyingly British and gentlemanly. 

I was born in Canberra, but my parents grew up in England, and I ended up picking up the accent from them. I moved to Brisbane when I was very young, and I've lived here ever since. The weather is kind of autistic, and the politics are a bit of a shit-show, but it's home, and I like it.

So come. Sit down. Pick a story, and go read it. Or you can get me to read it in a narrator voice. Whatever you fancy. Just enjoy yourselves.
Tally-ho.