"Why cAn't wEEEEE bE friEndS? Why cAn't wEEEEE bE friEndS?" She sings off key.
SLAMS hand onto table while camera zooms in on face "Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute and I've come to kill you all."
FRESHAVACADO
"Can you walk any softer?"
"Please. Jenna can't hear us... she's BLIND"
"you-"
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