GeraldTheLlama

The fact I haven't been truly active on Wattpad in THREE YEARS??? My heart is genuinely broken.
          
          I hope yall are doing OK post pandemic and stuff. Anyone who sees this is a real one 

I literally haven't been on here in 13 decades but I'm here now so it's all good
          
          I honestly just wanted social interaction so hello

Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate!

I'm using my data to write this, but my Wi-Fi isn't working and I have no idea what to do.. It's not letting me send messages. So yeah...

I nearly killed the microwave using a croissant.
          
          I put the croissant in the microwave for 2 and a half minutes because I wanted it warm, kinda like toast, but with a croissant, and a microwave instead of a toaster. Everything was completely fine, until I opened the microwave and smoke started billowing out. 
          
          So I had the microwave open, pouring smoke, and I grabbed a towel and started fanning it to get rid of the smoke. (That works Btw)
          Eventually it lessened in smoke production and I was able to remove it from the microwave. The bottom of the croissant was a charred mess. Actually, most of it was a charred mess. Then I went out on the deck and threw it outside. It’s still sitting there in the grass. No squirrel or bird dares to touch it.
          
          And now my whole house smells like burnt toast.
          
          The end.

Why thank you for following me. I’m working on a book about dragons that start to put on Wattpad after I think of a title. Feel free to suggest whatever you’d like. (Btw I’m kinda basing it of ‘I’m in love with my servant’ cuz Ollie is awesome)

Lots, and LOTS of Hamilton ships! https://www.wattpad.com/story/143769826