Hi, I'm Gerard.
The sassy son of Ariel and Eric.
I like to sing, just different from how my mom does.
My age? Why do you care?
Single, but if you a hoe you gotta go.
I know what you're wondering, yes I have a tail but only in water. Duh.
Um talk to me, or not your loss.
Bye.
Likes:
Music
The ocean
Maybe you
Sassy people
Llamas
Dislikes:
Hoes
Stuck up royals
Maybe you
People who think they're sassier then me
Sharks...ugh
Fc: hoe, you know who he is
- Behind you. Boo bitch.
- JoinedMarch 26, 2016
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GerardTriton
Mar 27, 2016 06:09AM
I took a walk and got smacked by a tree branch. SEE MOM MY ROOM IS A BETTER PLACE THEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD. ; OoaView all Conversations
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All About That Sass MB'S
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I'm all about that sass, 'bout that sass. No hoes.
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