Hi, I'm Gerard.

The sassy son of Ariel and Eric.

I like to sing, just different from how my mom does.

My age? Why do you care?

Single, but if you a hoe you gotta go.

I know what you're wondering, yes I have a tail but only in water. Duh.

Um talk to me, or not your loss.

Bye.

Likes:
Music
The ocean
Maybe you
Sassy people
Llamas

Dislikes:
Hoes
Stuck up royals
Maybe you
People who think they're sassier then me
Sharks...ugh

Fc: hoe, you know who he is
  • Behind you. Boo bitch.
  • JoinedMarch 26, 2016

Last Message
GerardTriton GerardTriton Mar 27, 2016 06:09AM
I took a walk and got smacked by a tree branch. SEE MOM MY ROOM IS A BETTER PLACE THEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD. ; Ooa
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