Friends don't lie

for the sake of your dear old dad keep the door open three inches

theres more to life than stupid boys

you shouldn't like things just because your supposed to

nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world

the only straight i am is straight up bitch 

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle.

You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally.