IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N RAISED ON THE
 
BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN' RELOADIN' ALL COOL AND TAKING SOME NIGLETS OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL
 
WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET THEY STARTED ONE CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN GOT DEMANDED, THEY SAID "YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACKS IN SUDAN"
 
I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH A BUNCH OF ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS BUS WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, YO KIDS WE'RE OUTTA HERE"
 
I PULLED UP IN THE SUDAN 'BOUT 7 TO 8 AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI "UMAD, SMELL YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL OF MY HOMIES TO SIT AT MY THRONE, COS I'M JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKIN' KONY