"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No, it's Patrick."

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Twinkle twinkle little star,
Wanna hit you with a car.
Drop you from a cliff so high,
Hope you break your neck and die.

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Haha I have a knife.

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So far I have been mistaken as both Ron Weasley and Satan on this website. 

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Aaand some of the other useless things about me:

- I like turtles
- I like food
- Like everything basically

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I don't know how to end this soooo......

*awkwardly shuffles away*