I hav all teh biches espeshulee Fiona. I might hav a afair wit meh bich Farquaad. I am hungri 4 meh kids and teh vilagurs.  Donkey iz pregnt wiff meh kids butt teh stupid dragn dont no. Mai kidz namz r Fergus, Farkle, n Felicia. Cus sweg and cus Fiona is a stupid bich. I acshully ate Fiona's dad wen he died cus i wanted meh daddy in meh and frogz r tasty. Onions r wut I liv 4.