Murphy

HEY DUMB@SS. I'M GIVING YOU A ONE STAR REVIEW. I ORDERED A BIG MAC, NO CHEESE, NO LETTUCE, NO PATTY, NO KETCHUP, NO TOMATOES, AND A WATER AND THREE DONUTS AND AN ICED TEA, BUT YOU GAVE ME A R E G U L A R BIG MAC, AND AN ICE WATER! WHAT KIND OF FVCKING RESTAURANT IS THIS? WHO LET A MINDLESS PILE OF WORMS MAKE FOOD FOR A PERSON OF MY STATUS? I'M TALKING TO THE MANAGER AND GETTING YOUR STUPID FACE FIRED. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE TREATMENT FOR ME. I WILL NEVER BE GOING TO THIS MACDONALDS AGAIN. INSTEAD, I WILL GO TO THE ONE 30 MINUTES FROM HERE BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS THERE AND I WILL GET A FREE MCFLURRY. HORRIBLE QUALITY FOOD AND SERVICE. I WILL NEVER BE GOING HERE AGAIN.

TOMORROW'S MY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
          
          I will officially be...
          
          °•ಸ| 16 |ಸ•°
          
          I plan on getting on my mom and my sibling's nerves by forcing them to watch gay Japanese boys play volleyball, ( Haikyuu!! ), force them to listen to my deep as heck voice break as I scream out the lyrics to Bebe Rexha and video chatting my childhood friends while I'm sugar high.
          
          And if any of you can, since my friends are broke, can you guys buy me a dick cake? Please? Thank you! ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Why do you follow me

Wanna Rp stranger things?

I'm only on the 5th episode of Haikyu!! but I'm already in love with Salty Tsuki and Takeda. Those are my two bebes and I will protect them with my life even though I want to smack the shit out of Tsukishima sometimes.

Ay guys, I'm 100% bored right now and I feel like writing a freaking essay on stupid stuff. Can you give me some suggestions?
          
          For the people I Roleplay with,
          I'm sorry for not responding, for some I don't feel that motivated. For others I'm doing volunteer work that pays me so I'm trying to earn money so I can help with things.

Fuck Saturn am I right

Tysm for following me !!

Lol, I just realized I had 200 followers. Like what!? You actually like my stuff!? I haven't even updated since 2018! Bro, that crap is trash, that was back when I was 12 or something.
          
          In celebration, I will do anything you want me to do. Literally ANYTHING. But not stuff that would put me in jail or kill me, I'm too ugly to die and I would start fucking dudes within my first two weeks in jail.
          
          Like normally it would take a dude 5-6 years before deciding, "Ya know maybe I could get some from one of the other guys, I could just imagine it's a girl and I'll be fine. Plus Davis is the most feminine guy here so...maybe?" NAH. I'M CLAPPING THOSE CHEEKS AS SOON AS I GET IN THAT CELL. AND TREVOR, DON'T THINK YO BUFF ASS IS SAFE, YOU GON' BE DOGGY-STYLING IN THIS BITCH. I WILL NOT HESITATE- IM COMING AFTER THE GUARDS TOO. Oh you got a wife and 5 kids? I DON'T CARE, YOU FIXIN' TO GET SOME OF THIS. I'M ALL IN!
          
          Oh shoot, sorry for that ramble, I was simping. Anyway, yeah 200 followers, let's get it! If I get enough requests I might even make a book for it.
          
          Gezzel is out the house!
          
          -Gezzel85

If you're lgbtq+ or an ally, you may have already heard about operation pridefall. In case you haven't, it's a homophobic attack that will supposedly be made on June 1st by a group of 4chan users. They are planning on making us look bad via pedophilia, murder, incorrect statistics, etc. Keep yourselves safe and delete your pronouns/sexuality/any mentions of the lgbtq+ community from your socials because they will be sending us horrible photos and videos to all pride people. Other people have explained this better, so I suggest looking into it. This is just me summarizing it. I want all of you LGBTQ+ people to be safe. I will also be taking my pronouns and sexuality off of my bio so I won't be targeted.
          
           I can't believe I'm spending my first ever pride month in hiding. 
          
          -Gezzel85