Harry: Hi! Who are you?

Me: I'm Ghost_Queens79 and I'm not going to say my titles, they would take too long.

Jason: Yeah right! My titles would take waaaaaaay longer. Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, former Praetor of Camp Jupiter, one of the Seven, and way more that your tiny mortal mind would be able to comprehend.

Me: okay, *deep breath* daughter of Athena, legacy of Apollo, blessing of Artemis, witch at Hogwarts (Slytherin, by the way), initiate at Dauntless but Erudite born, Posioner, Dark Girl, part Combat Magician part fire Elementalist, Einherjar, Urwalder, half-fictional, ability of the Second Sight, No-Mans Lander, Etherealki (Tidemaker), 'Savage' (Blood Lord), resident of Hazelport, Avatar (still working on Earthbending), part Mer, pryokinetic, Cytonic, former Tribute, vampyre, a Diana, Glader, Shadowhunter, Narnian, and- yeah no that's it. I think. Oh and a Reader, obviously, as well as a Fangirl.

PERCY: I-I don't even know what half of those MEAN!

ME: It MEANS, you're an Amateur.

ME: *Walks out like a boss*