GhostieGhostly

Nothing is worse than being on AO3 and not reading the tags, just the description and accidentally clicking on a Poppytwt fic. I officially hate myself and I want to clean my brain with something more than Holy Water. I didn’t read it, I only saw the first couple of lines and saw Tommy and Wilburs names pop up. I’m actually gonna vomit-

I wanna do a poll; how many of you guys like bottombur?
          
          Type 1 for yes, 2 for no and 3 for impartial.
          
          I’ll go first!
          
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Remembering the time I wrote half a fic before deleting it because I just couldn’t finish it… you want proof? Ask @WhoreForDessert he wanted me to write Quackbur Top!Wilbur Bottom!Quackity. He’s a bottombur anti, every time I bring it up, he hates me for it. 
          
          - signed, a bottombur truther.
          
          (I hope Quackity doesn’t see the last part )

Imagine just waking up to that previous announcement, waking up and checking wattpad. “Oh, what’s this? They made an announcement… holy shit, why have they just vented about their hatred for Utahbur?”
          
          I’m sorry y’all have to witness it but I just had to put it out there… no I won’t take it back either.

Have I ever told you guys how much I HATE Utahbur? Like, I don’t even mean this as a joke, I genuinely hate him, I LOATHE him, I will kick that mf across a sidewalk like a small rock! I wish that was never C!Wilburs ending! He shouldn’t have been American!! He’s an awful Bursona! I want to beat the SHIT out of Utahbur, I hate nothing more about the DreamSMP than fucking UTAHBUR!! I hope he perishes one day, I hope that American FRIES under the sun! I hate that he was created, I HATE HIS WHOLE EXISTANCE!!! I SWEAR ILL BECOME C!PHILZA JUST TO STAB UTAHBUR!! Perish!! I hate him!! IVE NEVER HATED ANY BURSONA, BUT HIM, OH HOW I DESPISE HIM!! HE MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!! /SRS
          
          I’m a confirmed C!Wilbur apologist, I will apologise for that man’s actions until I die, I love him sm… aside from Utahbur. 
          
          Send announcement.

The minute my brain stops braining and has the courage to write a fic AND post it… it’s probably not over for you bitches. If I post a fic, someone slap me in the face. /gen
          
          This message is just a dream.. you are sleeping.. shhh.. go back to sleep.

Why do people keep following me? I don’t even post anything 

can i eat your family ill throw it back ayuhh

97% of me wants  to kick someones door down and shake them

Can I have Ghostbur back?