Non-canon skit to WMC, Vergil tries on a hat:
Vergil sits on his throne wearing a fedora hat for some reason.
Vergil: “Rabbit be honest, does the hat look stupid.”
Rabbit: “Well it certainly is an interesting choice master…”
Vergil: “Rabbit I need to know I don’t look stupid. Xenobia does the hat look stupid.”
Xenobia: “You look dignified in any garb master.”
Vergil: “Okay this is clearly getting me nowhere, Arkham, Capella in my throne room now!”
Arkham and Capella appear in a puff of purple flames.
Arkham: “You called master?”
Capella: “What are you wearing!?”
Vergil: “Does the hat look stupid or not.”
Capella: “Of course it looks stupid!”
Arkham: “Master I am going to be honest with you, you cannot pull off that hat.”
Vergil: “Thank you.”
Vergil removes the Fedora.
Vergil: “Rabbit, I want you to take this hat and burn it.”
Rabbit: “Understood master.”
Vergil: “We shall never speak of this again.”