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I was sitting in bed listen to someone you loved by Lewis capaldi because it’s midnight and I’m wide awake because I have insomnia and I wanted to feel something.
(For context, my bed is right next to the wall)
I was crying cuz of that damn song and out of the corner of my eye I see a fucking earwig (yk, those creepy ass bug so that look like they have horns) and it was crawling on my wall, so naturally, I freaked tf out and almost screamed.
I grabbed a piece of tissue and Putnam it on a notebook, and slammed it on top of the bug. I made sure to mush it really good where the bug was to make sure it was dead. I took away the notebook and the tissue and the (hopefully) dead bug fell between my bed and the wall. My bed is one of the ones that goes all the water down to the floor and has storage and stuff underneath, so it’s is stuck down there until tomorrow. (I’m gonna make my dad get the bug and flush it down the toilet.
I didn’t feel safe in my bed with that thing down there, so I took a bunch of spare sheets from my closet and crammed them in the space between my bed and the wall.
Now I’m sitting here, typing this, listening to the rest of my song, and I feel like like there are bugs crawling all over me. I feel like I’m gonna have a fucking heart attack.
Also, I have a bunch of those tiny little dot birthmarks, and I see the them out of the corner of my eye, and my brain is like, “OH SHIT! A BUG!”
So yeah, I slept for two hour so maximum last night, and look like I’m not getting any tonight either
Fml