Audg

I get to take my brace off forever on Tuesday YAY!! :D

GUYS I JUST ATE SNAILS WITH MY DAD AND IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPEN TO ME. YOU KNOW WHAT A FART FEELS AND SOUNDS LIKE? THAT HAPPENED, ONLY LIKE, EXACTLY THAT IN BETWEEN WHERE I THINK MY LUNGS ARE! I JUST HAD A BUTTLOAD OF GUMMY BEARS THOUGH SO THATS PROBABLY WHY BUT IT WAS WEIRRRRRRD! I FARTED IN MY liver? I just googled an internal diagram of a human body and where I felt the thing it was where my liver is or something. NEVERMIND IT WAS MY ESOPHAGUS I FEEL STUPID NOW. SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME BUT THAT FELT SO FRICKIN STRANGE, MAN.

K

No?

Anyone?

Welp, looks like she's gone.

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WAIT DON'T GO