What an interesting thing that our society must stoop so low as to make us talk about ourselves to make people yearn to learn more about us. I will not conform to this. 

If you'd like to learn about me, step up and speak. Make yourself and your interests known. I am but a humble ear, a sturdy shoulder, or even a hearty laugh, if you so wish it. But to receive any of this from me, you must be the one to cap the space that is left. I wish to know you, you wish to know me- We can find some kind of happy medium here, yes?