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Sorry to ask, but could you define orchidsexual for me? (I imagine that it doesn’t have anything to do with orchids lol, just like pansexual actually mean you have a raging passion for pots, not pans /jjj)

One human kidney is worth 262k USD. With that, you would get one semester and $87,000 left over. If you sell your other kidney you get another semester with $174,000 left over. Congratulations, you are now a sophomore with no kidneys! Now, you can sell your gallbladder ($1,219) to start off the semester! you have $219 left. For semester B you should sell your heart ($119,000) and liver ($157,000). Now you have $101,219 left over. You can use that to buy your casket and set up a cheap funeral because you are now a dead junior.