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Gonna be moving to my Ao3 soon, edible_Nokia! I'll still post stories here, but nothing else.

Sorry to ask, but could you define orchidsexual for me? (I imagine that it doesn’t have anything to do with orchids lol, just like pansexual actually mean you have a raging passion for pots, not pans /jjj)

One human kidney is worth 262k USD. With that, you would get one semester and $87,000 left over. If you sell your other kidney you get another semester with $174,000 left over. Congratulations, you are now a sophomore with no kidneys! Now, you can sell your gallbladder ($1,219) to start off the semester! you have $219 left. For semester B you should sell your heart ($119,000) and liver ($157,000). Now you have $101,219 left over. You can use that to buy your casket and set up a cheap funeral because you are now a dead junior.