Giraphant

I have come to update you flesh sacks about the sock apocalypes. Yes.
          We have eaten Obama.
          We are now after Ellen Degeaneras and Jimmy Fallon-soon we reek havick into your pathetic lives.
          Have fun while you still can.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          From this day on, socks are now the rulers of this earth-BOW DOWN TO US.

Hello children-I am a sock.
          You can call me sockasaurus.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I've come to speak to you as a mere person. Remember that time you sweat through those sock?
          
          Those socks are my children.
          
          We have made a cult in which we socks, eat all your human flesh and kill your feet. If you want to feel the sensation-stick on my little kids and they'll gladly eat you for dinner. :-)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *strong british accent*
          Kids, don't sweat theought our socks-they may just join a cult
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          My wife is pregnant with Simon Cowell-please send help

Fat chicken ladies-Read me new book, child *caresses face to belly button in non sexual way*
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Okay. Bye