Yeaaaaaaaaaah... Hi. 

My name is Ashley, and in my head I am a Time Lord consulting detective (with a blogger!) Avenger ninja Potterhead. Indeed. I am obssessed with Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Avengers, Hannibal, Harry Potter, and several unfairly pretty celebrities including Tom Hiddslgkds and Bensldkgs Cumbakrghgs. 

Favorite Quotes...

Top 10 reasons to procrastinate:
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My friend called me delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn!


❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Mentally dating Tom Hiddleston (except wait I have a girlfriend what ??)


♀+♀=♥ GENDER
♂+♂=♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀=♥ MATTER


I'm not crazy! I'm just special!
...no, wait...
Maybe I am crazy...
One second...
I have to talk to myself about this, hold on...