Give_Hyperion_Coffee

In spite of my making a holiday on January 31 last year, I seem to have let my forgetful mind get the best of me. So happy belated Kinky history day everyone.

dbzfanficfan99

Hey dude. Sorry for being g radio silent. But how yoy doin. Hopefully better. 

Helios442211

@dbzfanficfan99 it's highschool X2 just focus on the homework portion and try to eat regularly and get enough sleep
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dbzfanficfan99

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@Helios442211 my second year of university is fucking draining my life man. And here I thought the first year was terrible 
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Helios442211

@dbzfanficfan99 good, frustrating, annoying and all of the above, and you my friend?
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Give_Hyperion_Coffee

What an eventful day, had three panic attacks in the spand of a hour, ran into an ex and now...what's that thing called when you have a headache over one of your eyes?

Rtffgfhfvrdhjgdvhhf

@Give_Hyperion_Coffee  I'd say eyegraine but its not a good pun serious answer would be that you saw your ex and she gave you a headache
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Give_Hyperion_Coffee

Since there's no holiday about kinky history, I'll make one!
          
          Happy Kinky/NSFW History Day ladies, gentlemen and ye sexy nonbinary folks!
          
          In honor of this new occasion, I gift to you 5 facts from history!
          
          1) King Tutankhamun was mummified with a boner.
          
          2)In Ancient Greece, large penises were associated with foolishness, which would explain why so many statues have tiny ones.
          
          3) Mozart composed a song which literally translates to "Lick me in the arse."
          
          4)Ancient Egyptians believed that the god of creation birthed the world by masturbating, and viewed it as a magical act. (Sometimes lonely nights aren't a bad thing. You can't squeeze out a universe but...yea)
          
          5)Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, had sex in the graveyard her mum was buried in. 
          
          Happy Kinky/NSFW History Day everyone!

Rayconn

@Give_Hyperion_Coffee First time I've seen a holiday like this and hell yeah I'm up for it! And hey I agree with Ancient Greece on that one, well most of them are
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Give_Hyperion_Coffee

Ok, let's talk. 
          
          I am no longer working on Blackstone. It's mainly because I developed a good amount of blockage in my brain.
          
          Anyways, @TheBoarSin has agreed to take back Blackstone. So if you want to adopt Blackstone and continue it, you are free to go to him and tell him that you want Blackstone. 
          
          I can also give the adopter the unfinished chapter I was working on.
          
          So have a nice day