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I triple dig dare you to write a fic abt  salamander, emo boy and obama slowly becoming friends and salamander having a BIG FAT(like his dick lmao <3) CRUSH on emo boy but emo boh dies to uppermoon two and then shitnobu and the others take somewhat revenge.
          
          (Also sabito is aliveeeeeee and there's a hint of rengiyuu and salamander gets jelly melly welly)
          
          <U DON'T HAVE TOO>