I was reading a joke book and 3 ladies died and went to heaven and they where told do not step on a duck. But, there where ducks everywhere. So, they all tried not to step on one. One week later, one of them stepped on a duck. She was chained to a ugly man for eternity. Then 4 weeks after that, the second lady stepped on a duck. She was chained to a ugly man to. Then, the last woman was VERY carful and didn't step on a duck. 3 weeks later, a very handsome man was chained to her arm forever. She said "What did I ever do to deserve getting chained to a handsome man like you for the rest of entirnity?"
And he said " I had stepped on a duck."
