Glass Of Milk

So like
          To siri: I wanna die
          Siri: the national  suicide prevention  lifeline offers confidential, one on one support  24 hours a day would you like me to call them for you?
          Me: Yes
          Siri: to bad the number is blocked on your phone .
          I think siri wants me to die 
          ... oh well

Google: what would you Like today 
          Me:some good sukk
          Google:ok Sugerdaddy.com
          
          DAMN google you got my back